Instead of going postal on irritating office mates, consider picking up a plush Office Cronies toy instead. It’ll save you incarceration time and may even win you a laugh from the boss. The tongue-in-cheek novelty dolls include characters like Fridge Raider, the sticky-fingered crook who stole your leftover pizza last week from the communal fridge. Rounding out the team are Captain Obvious and Bottleneck — both of whom impede your progress and grate on your nerves. For more details, go to DKE Toys.