The carnies are back in town and they’re freakier than ever. Meet Harriet Carney, an 8-inch tall gender-confused circus performer and Buzz Carney, a 6-inch a tattooed strong man. Buzz is Harriet’s eldest colic child, who would only stop crying when soothed by the gentle hum of a tattoo needle. So don’t let appearances fool you — he’s just a big teddy bear and a mama’s boy. A heart shaped “mommy” tattoo on his left cheek is a testament to this. And because the world can’t handle more than a few carnies, both vinyl figurines are available in limited quantities. The rest of the Carney family resides here.