This Nike Basketball movie featuring Kobe Bryant (aka: Black Mamba) starts with the line “..He thought he was on a road trip to Dallas, but he was on a FREEWAY TO HELL!!!”, which is pretty much the most unexpectedly amazing thing we’ve seen in a long time. Also featuring Danny Trejo and Bruce Willis(!), this video from iconic director Robert Rodriguez gives us a taste of what is sure to be a ridiculously epic film. Honestly, watch it, take a moment to cleanse your eyes, and watch it again.
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Kobe Bryant x Robert Rodriquez ‘The Black Mamba’ Trailer
Black Mamba
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I bounce but don’t break
Glide-sometimes fly
Swirl-twirl-then stop on a dime
Change direction at will
Become one with wood
I deal-steal and always look good
Cling to clouds step on air
Flare like fire which burns off my hair
As I jump and jump without any fear
Then suddenly
Smsh the freshly plucked pumpkin
Through the neon orange sphere…