Ever wonder what Yeezy’s doing when he isn’t crashing the stage at award shows, calling out the President on live television, or bringing home Olympic Gold?

With blogger biting at an all-time high, and Ye’s recent transition from pencils to Pentiums, Format figured grabbing Kanye’s Diary wouldn’t be too difficult. All it took was the old LV-luggage-on-a-fishing-rod trick to lure him away and voila – that baby was ours.

Take a moment to peruse the innermost thoughts and daily schedule of the world’s biggest megalomaniac. Hopefully it’ll be more interesting than the sappy Dr. Phil bullshit that comprised his first book.