Ladies and Gentlemen… TITS

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Who doesn’t like a nice set of TITS?

Here at The ‘Loop, we’ve got more than a handful to show off after the Two in the Shirt crew bounced it’s new fall line over to the site, featuring the perky, flawless and voluptuous designs we all just can’t get enough of.

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Pfffffft. Fuck American Apparel and the douchebag, scenster clowns that it caters to – we’re co-signing TITS’ vision for an Appareless America! Actually… that would mean no more Karmaloop, no more Two in the Shirt… how about a country without American Apparel? Yeah, much better (as long as their women-folk come model for us). Like a great, big bag of sand, we gotta hand it to our dudes on this print for The Appareless America Tee. The gray scale print is killin’ it, the model is a dime, crafty wordplay earns bonus points, and… fuck, have we mentioned the model yet!? She’s almost as fine as the 10-spot on the… wait, what the fuck?!

“Cakes?” Nah… it can’t be…

Is the TITS crew aligning it’s allegiance with ass and abandoning areola-adoration for all time? *

Nope. Not at all. But we welcome the quick departure with open arms, quite literally. The Cakes Tee, presenting an entirely new meaning for “hotcakes” while dissing any thought of “flapjacks,” features not only our absolute favorite meal for any time of the day, but an perfect slab of pure butter on top as well. Heart Attack? Yes, please, and not soon enough.

* Our intern bet us that we couldn’t use five words beginning with an “a” in one sentence without sounding like a mysteriously-innebriated, run-on Kanye West apology… pay up, sucka.

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She had us reeling from a quick knockout last season, and now she’s back for another swing or two finding us more than happy to go another round. With a style impetuous and by far the sexiest Mike Tyson impersonator the world has ever known, The Round 2 Tee might just be our champion pick for the TITS fall line, and she’s got the belt to prove it. We’re hoping we can kindly remove it from her waist, as the burden of reigning champ is a heavy one to carry and we don’t want the poor thing all worn-out.

Journalism majors we are, math was never our strong suit… then again, we never had a tutor like this. The Do the Math Tee proves that Leonardo Da Vinci was full of shit – you want a real ratio of divine proportion? TITS gets it right here, and it’s with precise math that we don’t even have to double check (we still did, long-hand notes and e’rything).

Two in the Shirt hit us with a drop that’s absolutely honkers- er, we mean, bonkers, and this blog hasn’t even hit the nip tip of the iceberg. Be sure to click the banner below to get a better glare at the bountiful TITS drop – don’t worry, no one’s watching.
p.s. Check us out at www.karmaloopblogs.com for an über-NSFW blog edition with flicks courtesy of Marek at Two in the Shirt.

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