This Nike Basketball movie featuring Kobe Bryant (aka: Black Mamba) starts with the line “..He thought he was on a road trip to Dallas, but he was on a FREEWAY TO HELL!!!”, which is pretty much the most unexpectedly amazing thing we’ve seen in a long time. Also featuring Danny Trejo and Bruce Willis(!), this video from iconic director Robert Rodriguez gives us a taste of what is sure to be a ridiculously epic film. Honestly, watch it, take a moment to cleanse your eyes, and watch it again.