These beautiful TITS won’t be revealed for another day or so, but it’s Friday after a super-stressful short week following Labor Day, and what better time than now to give you all a flash of what’s ready to bust out this weekend?

Everyone’s favorite girl, Wifey, is back and she brought her whole world with her (above right), while the Two in the Shirt gang also displays a bit of common knowledge – money? Power? Fame? Nah… throughout the course of history, the fall of man (above left) is squarely to blame on… what, do we have to spell the shit out for you?

Of course, we have to show love (safely and legally) to our main chick Kelly! Our lady is becoming a multi-media star in her own right, with her own KarmaloopTV show, gigs for magazines and as the number one spank bank source for our dear customers. Wear your jammy heart on your sleeve chest with The Kelly Tee in this stunning black and grayscale colorway, courtesy of the TITS crew.

Now… I know we’ve been some awful, filthy lil’ teases with this post, but we’re cooking up an ultra-Not Safe For Work post to kill those Monday drags next week. Just remember to take a super-cold shower and load your head full of baseball highlights before taking off for the office…